In this week's Celebrity Afterlife Report:
* On the Earthly plane, Leona Helmsley was called the "Queen of Mean." The question is, has she continued to look down on the "little people" now that she is in the Afterlife? We'll tell you.
* During his time on Earth, there was much speculation about Merv Griffin's sexual orientation. Now that he's in the Next World, Merv has cleared things up. Did he come out of the closet?
* For months now, unknown to her, Lady Bird Johnson's husband, former President Lyndon Johnson, has been avoiding her. The story has taken a strange new twist and we'll tell you what that twist is.
* Hmm, there's even more news about Merv Griffin to report, it seems. We'll give you the up-to-the-minute scoop.
* World-famous tenor Lucianno Pavarotti has arrived in the Afterlife and things are already hopping for him. We'll give you the details.